Friday, October 31, 2008

i'm supposed to be in sch now but!
i overslept till 850! and lesson starts at 9.
so no matter how i pia, still marked as absent.
mark as absent nvm, still must waste cab fare.
so decided not to go, anyway 1 sem can miss 3 times lesson.
so i better hope i'm not gonna miss anymore!

Plans for today,
2hrs lecture from 11-1
dunnoe what they wanna do aft tt. LOL.
till prob 7 come back for NP@45.
my boy doesnt like me to go.
and i think peiyi told harin that i might not be going cus my bf doesnt like it.
he called me last night. eh call your bf along ah!
the last few sentence was abit dumb.
"i'll call you again in exactly 1 min"
"no, 2 mins"
"okok, 1 more min for the honey bunny"
yay. so dearest's going. quite shocked though.
ok gtg to school now! bye!

Thursday, October 30, 2008

怪怪的!

Feeling so awkward now.
Like.. i am getting married next week or something.
but NO! it's my birthday (:
gonna celebrate it with dearest this Saturday, which is 2 days from now.
okay, enough of bull-shit. I am suppose to get my tutorials done and I'm slacking over here. so lazy me.

Wishes for Seventeen - Turn 18 faster! (:

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

" Can you be more understanding?"

First post back in Singapore.
Plane landed about 3.05.
after all the clearance and buying of liqour it's about 4pm.
During the flight, alotof air turbulence ( can't spell )
so it was going up down up down. quite scary. LOL.
went back home, pack met dearest. Had dinner @ JP. Delifrance again (:
cheap only! (:

anw, Chiangmai is a good place for faithful followers of buddhism.
Unfortunately, i am not very faithful, so i get VERY reluctant to go to temples EVERYDAY.
only at night we get our own time to shop at night bazzar.
the last day i gave up, i did not enter any temples.
On the 3rd day, we did food rationing.
It was a good experience though. Cus it's not practiced in Singapore.
Apparently they have to queue up to get the food den outisde there will be Us ( singaporeans )
giving out cash to each and everyone of them.
Otherwise, the rest of the trip was quite boring.
Met this really cute little boy, his name is ( i cant spell ) pronounced as day-rious.
He's 2 and he can sing teochew songs. imitate people's action which makes him really cute.
Shopping at Airport Plaza on the last day. I had 1 1/2 hrs and i was walking alone (:
THEY SELL ALOT OF FRIED PORK SKIN.
AND I MEAN ALOT. the tom yum was good ! (:

Other than that, the hotel serves great food and the girls are pretty.
american breakfast everyday. bread, waffles, egg, sausages! (:
7-eleven was just opposite the hotel and the bazzar was just across the street.
bought alot of " wu eh bo eh"
will upload the pictures soon!
actually kinda miss there now! wake up in the morning, no need fold blanket. HAHA.
lazy only. wash up, breakfast den go out alr! (:
and best of all I DID NOT SPEND A SINGLE CENT THERE.
all sponsered (:
webcamed with dearest almost everyday. but the connection there kinda suck.
although i paid S$30 for 720 minutes.
and i come back quite late, bout 1130 thai time and it's about 1230 here.

back in Singapore i felt abit tired and lethargic.

today's the first day of school. It was fun! (:
cus i waited for 'Isham from 10-8.
haha. luckily got my friends (:
summore i didnt bring my laptop charger. so dumb of me.
oh yes! played photohunt on peiyi's touch!
so fun la! den got 1 pic the diff is 1 pic got the guy's nipple one dun have. super funny!
den she let me hear the VIRTUAL barber.
so real that i turned behind! omg. LOL.

Monday, October 27, 2008

SIAN part 3

Another day gone, but at least today was a really good experience.
Hotel serves good breakfast!
last 2 days!! (:
can't wait to get back to Singapore.

<3s
Aku Cinta PadaKu?

Saturday, October 25, 2008

SIAN

abit sian after early morning 3 hr flight to chaingmai.
summore going to temples almost everyday.
ok la VERY sian actually.
so maybe not following the rest of the tour pple on sun.
dunno they say weekend got alot of things.
the food there is ok...
mum and i yearning for some massages/spa.
i very 'gian' shopping! night bazzar!
too bad it rained today.
if not could have gone shopping.

reached home quite early i think...
den bathed online chat with dearest.

i miss you effffffffffing much!
can't wait to hug your fatty meat again.
no just kidding before you shoot me back.
cant wait to move the man that cant be moved! HEHEHEHE.
I love You.

ahhhhhhhhhhh! i miss my poly mates too!

Friday, October 24, 2008

"People arise, the World is dead"


damn long ago! (:

zooooooooo baby!
grp shot, finally.

the xx


i cant play the piano now.

my face too shrinked until like bulldog. LOL
karaoke!!

yew choong so funny! LOL

i'm suppose to wake up at 5 and i'm still awake now. LOL
nvm, can sleep in the car, also in the plane! (:

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Last day of "School"

okay! today is gonna be the last day of school for me,
before i go for me long-awaited-now dreadful- break.
In fact, I'm doing my last minute packing up - like always.
okay, today's school is short and only 4 hours.
I've completed 2 tutorials and 2 more to go.
I shall finish them tonight!
( I hope ).
But have to reach the airport like 7am! shits.
never mind, I'll try to sleep in the plane.
I am so gonna miss my friends,
my Boyfriend *ting*

my laptop will be there,
but whether i can get connection it's another prob.
will try to update on daily basis.
(:

off to school now, ciao!

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

hello

Hello!
I am a happy girl, no Lady today. LOL.
going for a movie today(: with dearest.

i think my name is too nice. always called by the tutors to answer question.
summore is first!! SIAN.

off to Thailand on Friday (:

Happy Belated Birthday, SimPing (:

Sunday, October 19, 2008

i'm afraid i might forget.

17/10/08
one day after Dearest's birthday, we(my class) celebrated Harinder's birthday.
Yunru,Peiyi and myself went to get the helium balloons and the cloth for his turbon.
Yunru's favourite.... RAINBOW!
so rushed back, a surprise for Harinder, with his geek kuku specs.
had Carl's Jnr. shared a meal with Yunru.
cus didnt really want to eat beef that time
plus the super noob me have not gone to carl jnr before.
it was quite filling, infact.

took loads of pics with the class at the top of vivocity.
den while we were taking photos, a very random tourist took pic for us. HAHA.
ok fast forward...

headed to leslie's house at Pasir Panjang.
the house was like super big.. like dont know how many times of mine.
pool table, 3 maids, cute didi, mahjong and karaoke!
some of the girls and myself were stuck in the room till the cake cutting.
i know nuts bout mahjong and pool, so SING LAH.
loads of songs!!

cake cutting was goodie! sang birthday song.
den played whipped cream. Harin stand there for us to make him look like some-
just woke up with toothpaste all over him.
overall it was FUN!
ok la, i MANAGED TO resist the vodka temptation.
although everyone else drink except me.
but i love 'Isham too much, chey!
ok continue continue.
totally ktv session with the rest of the girls.
damn HIGH. no is self-high.
later at night francis tried to show me some magic.
he was sucessful in 1 and the rest he failed miserably! hahahahaha.
francis, read this!!!

after that dearest was very nice to send me home.
leslie and peiyi sent me to the village centre.
had lots of fun! thanks leslie for your house.
i have loads of idea now to plan for next bday!

PICTURESSS.
from enci lazy post cus there's easily like 100+
so if you're really free or really have nothing to do,
can go view them.
PICTURES CLICK HERE!
peiyi's version coming up as soon as i get them.
I CREDIT MY FRIENDS FOR THEIR PICTURES!!

18/10/08
met dearest late in the afternoon.
went jp den lepak eat alot!! den went back to the park.
in between had a tiff.
at the park did something fun.
not sex la. LOL.
eat again! plus i was super duper jealous.
blah blah blah.
bro bro bro. i'll make everybody my bro. LOL
k lah.



THIS WILL BE IN BOLD. ON FRI NIGHT WHEN I WAS RETURNING HOME.
OUT THE LIFT, WE SAW 1 CAT AND A KITTEN.
DEN IT KEPT MEOW-ING.
I WAS LIKE EFFING SCARED ALR.
BUT NVM BEAR WITH IT ONLY.
DEN STAYED THERE FOR DAMN LONG.
OUT OF THE SUDDEN THE CAT WAS LIKE JUMPING AND OF COURSE.
I DID JERK BACK ABIT.
IT WENT TO THE OTHER SIDE, DEN CAME FROM THE CORNER.
I SCREAMED LIKE NO TMR.
DEAREST TIPPED ME OFF BY SAYING IT'LL SCARE THE KITTEN.
I CRIED :'(
I WAS THINKING, WHAT WAS MORE IMPORTANT?
WELFARE OF THE CAT OR ME?
AND NOT LIKE I REALLY WANTED TO SCREAM.
I MEAN IF I COULD I WOULDNT HAVE.
THAT'S NATURAL REACTION.
SO IN THE END WE WENT FROM THE OTHER SIDE.
THE CAT WAS BREASTFEEDING THE (NOW 2 KITTENS )
SO I QUICKLY WENT IN.
SAD BUT HAPPY I M SAFE FROM CATS.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

another good day.

Before school dearest came to my house.
cabbed to sch cus he's going late for his class.
in the end i was 1hr early.
den slacked there, the rest came and look for me (:
passed the itb book to cab den headed off to lecture!!!
lecture was super draggy but funny and lame.
lecture ended like 4.15.
Jit drove us round the school.
actually they wanted to go eat, den cus i was waiting for 'Isham,
so the rest slack in the car also. toot, isham came out so late.
i asked jit to drop me off at atrium, he's a steading driver.

went off with dearest to Plaza sing.
decided we should eat cus i know 1hr is never enough for pizza hut.
anw, went to the right place today.
so called Value Meal.
2pc Breadstix, Soup of the day, Ice lemon tea,
choice of personal pan pizza, pasta or baked rice, ice cream!!
for only $11.90, seriously the last time pizza hut was so cheap was in p6.
ok, at least cheap enough for us to afford it everyday ( yes, ALMOST everyday ).
anw, after pizza hut actually wanted to watch movie,
but it all starts quite late and we dont wanna return home late.
plus i'm a caring girlfriend x 161009111111111111111.
so in the end we bought chocos ( like Kinder Surprise )
from this really nice concept shop.
with all the weird toys.
beside it, is a shop, which rents out individual spaces.
very hard to describe. saw it over wanquanyule in taiwan like
12345678 years ago.
now then introduce to singapore.
but the stuffs there are very very ultra damn cute.
since when i'm so childish.
anw, today isham became very childish also.
because most of the time when we see things like tt,
he'll prolly pull me out of the shop and say it's a waste of money.
dont know if it's just for (yesterday).
anw, bout the kindersurprisejapan egg,
the choco taste exactly like kinder surprise.
but inside the capsule it's actually MARIO SERIES.
SOOOOO EXCITED.
in the end we got mario and the question mark box with flower on top.
super cute! (:
$5 each, ex right!

Today( yesterday ) was a good day except the fact that
i wasnt the FIRST TO WISH 'ISHAM HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
i was late for a minute cus was busy smsing dearest bout the notes to print for lecture tday.
in the end i was 3rd. yes, 3rd.
SUBCOURT ( suck co*k ) den i jitao no mood today.
and it had to be those 2.
call me zzealous or whatsoever.
ah fuck.

tmr cant see 'Isham, maybe it's good.
sat dread work. feel like ponning for good.
got tut to chiong also.

ok bye.

<3 'ISHAM!


Happy 17th birthday, baby!

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Happy birthday Harinderjit!
he wont read this, but it's the thought that counts (:
celebrating his bday with the rest this friday.
steamboat and leslie's house!


Tuesday, October 14, 2008

11 months!


HAPPY 11months baby! hope you'll see this REALLY SOON!

anw did this out of boredom quite last min. hehehehe
2 more hours to go, baby!

get well soon!

Lucky - Jason Mraz Ft Colbie Caillat

'Isham's feeling not to well.
please get well sooon k?
11months!
western+ice cream tmrw.

long day for 'Isham tmrw.
survive it and we'll have tons of fun ok?
<3

Monday, October 13, 2008

Sch reopen!

7 weeks of Holidays finally over!
super fast!!
anw, was so lazy to go to school today, it's only from 11-1pm.
but it's only for the first week la. no tutorials!
tmr also 11-1pm. sian.
today lecturer started straight on the spot. was hoping she'll crap abit on the module.
but it's FFA. shithead.

bb. going off soon.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Good day, people!

was too tired to blog yesterday!! so here to update today (:
met dearest at outram mrt for Dallas chicken.
had a hard time locating Dallas chicken...
but to our despair, it wasnt open...
decided to go for Delifrance Bistro!!
Had carbonara while dearest have some beef steak.
the diabolo drink was great!!! i had strawberry while dearest had kiwi.
ended the meal with mixed fruit tart!! (:
Total damage: $42

Headed to sentosa.
Imbiah station for the first time (:
Cineblast and 4dMagix!
bought tickets seperately and with our PASSIONCARD, we saved bout $4.
went for cineblast first, like the name suggests, it was a BLAST.
it was some log, roller coaster and we're pretending that we're one of the logs.
i was holding on to dearest all the way! haha.
in fact the whole thing was so real!! (:
it wasnt very very fast. prolly to suit pple who can't take roller coaster rides.
but it was a good experience.
anw, the ride stopped halfway because someone's safety belt came off
and thus they restarted the whole ride! more worth the money! haha.

4dMagix was more of a storyline-effect.
but it's even more realistic cus it's as if the things were out of the screen.
at one time there were lots of crab and
then somethinh tingling and painful came out from the bottom of the chair where my leg was.
i screamed. LOL. bats alot of wind!
and i like the water effect! haha. nothing much though!
Total Damage: $52

Headed to vivo, omg, shopping!
supposingly dearest's birthday celebration and i'm going shopping?!!?
too obsessed that i dont even feel guilty until i was returning home.
Sasa miniature perfume + masks
Total damage: $25
Dinner at long john silvers...
Total damage: $10
headed to mark & spencer for some food! (:
Total damage:$14
Saw this really nice top at pull and bear but didnt buy cus i dont think it's worth the price.
Forever 21 top going cheap, bought a top for $18
went watsons and spent $5
giant to get my mum's anlene, spent $15
so desperate to get a wallet. but was stopped by dearest.
ok, i shall wait and buy the pink one! (:
lastly, while we were already waiting for the bus,
my mum called and asked me to ta pao dim sum...
i was like wth!! den chiong to buy spent bout $14
Total expenditure: according to dearest, it's $198.
$200 gone like that!

hope dearest had a good time! hahaha.
<3 he shouted at me ytd cus i snatched his phone. LOL. super spoiler
but thanks for shopping with me and stopping me to buy that guess wallet on impulse!
and sorry, no ben&jerrys but we'll have swensens in less than a month!!


shi lin's idiotic face ! haha

presenting muhd 'Isham!

we both are fat! haha

isham got short neck! hahaha
'ISHAM SCARED AH

finally a descent shot!

on the way home!

low quality! haha

dumb face!



it's me again! (:

haha. dont worry, there wasnt much people!
they would have fainted for the bad cause. haha

he ran away!!

no descent shot, i'm too short for isham's height, cant hold the cam!

i forced isham to take a pic!

escalator!!

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!
i may not have the prettiest face for you look at, the slim-mest waist for you to hold.
but know that i have the biggest heart for you to love =)
mushy mushy!

Saturday, October 11, 2008

random!

WRITE EXACTLY WHATS ON YOUR MIND, AND
DON'T CHANGE IT.
1. Your ex and you ...
- WHICH ONE? haha ( like so many ) but most of them have disappeared in my life
for good!

2. I am listening to ...
- pple talking?

3. Maybe I should ...
- do abit of shopping!

4. I love ...
- Muhammad 'Isham Bin Suprayitno (:

5. My best friend(s) ...
- 'Isham? Pri sch friends? Double J's? omg where have my best friends gone to?

6. I don't understand ...
- why i'm not appreciative towards 'Isham

7. I have lost my respect for ...
- my... somebody.

8. I last ate ...
- swensens fries

9. The meaning of my display name
is ...
- my name. Shi Lin means... i dont know eh.. have to ask my mum.

10. God ...
- is special.

11. Someday ...
- i will be RICH!

12. I will always be ...
- faithful!

13. Love....
- can be tiring.

14. I never ever want to lose ...
- anyone around me.

15. My myspace is ...
- unused

17. I get annoyed when ...
- 'Isham gets too paranoid

18. Parties ...
- are always fun.

20. Simple Kisses ...
- means a peck on the cheeks forhead, lips.

21. Today I ...
- have yet ro carry out any plans.

22. I wish ...
- life would never end.

IS YOUR/ARE YOU
01. is your hair wet?
- nope.

02. is your cell phone right by you?
- Yes.

03. do you miss someone?
- YES!

04. are you wearing chop stick?
- what's chopstick for.

05. are you tired?
- VERY

06. are you wearing pajamas?
- no pajamas suit.

08. are you mad?
- not really.

09. are you upset?
- maybe?

HAVE YOU
01. recently done anything you regret?
- Nope

02. ever lied?
- of cus, who doesnt?

03. ever stuck gum under a desk?
- no... never.

04. ever kicked someone?
- in my dreams!

05. ever tripped over your own feet?
- duh~

TODAY HAVE YOU:
01. have you cursed?
- yet to..

02. have you gotten mad at someone?
- No.

-RANDOM-
Q: is there a person who is on your
mind right now?
A: hehehe *cheeky* who else.

Q: do you have any siblings?
A: Yes

Q: do you want children?
A: i would love to, but 10 more years dwn the road i'll be proud to have them!

Q: do you smile often?
A: other than the times i'm angry or unhappy, you can always see me with a smile!

Q: do you untie your shoes every time
you take them off?
A: no. just slip them on and off.

Q: do you like your handwriting?
A: seriously no! and never

Q: are your toenails painted?
A: good question! it is!

Q: are you a friendly person?
A: i wouldnt say so...

Q: whose bed others than yours do you
sleep in?
A: chalet? hotel? haha

Q: what color shirt are you wearing?
A: purple.

Q: what were you doing at 7pm
yesterday?
A: waiting for yida!

Q: I can’t wait until ...
A: i'm ready to go off to sentosa!! (:

大家好!

/EDITED
Hello!
I was out very very early today. although 'Isham woke up late...
he still managed to board the train in time!
headed to outram park to get our pay.
thought we were the first, but to our surprise, there were so many people there already!
so spent like 1hr there, got our pay and went to burger king for breakfast cum lunch.
omg, upsize den couldnt finish the drink.
rushed off for dearest's Friday Prayers while i went to isetan
to look for my old friends.
good to catch up with some of them, uncle jay said he's gonna go for 4-0
for the englad match, which i dunnoe what's the score now or what time isit gonna be played.
ok whatever~

left town for Bugis to look for dearest's berms.
bought 2. some pple get pay rich alr what!
saw this REALLY SEXY COOL PINK GUESS WALLET!
but $70 for a wallet is far too much.
and i'm not willing to splurge so much! for a wallet?
ok anw didnt buy anything.

headed to buona vista w dearest to meet my pri sch mates!!!
all of them were late except the girls.
can you beat that?
anw fast forward. dinner at 8!! @ swensens. omg swensens.
didnt eat maincourse, cus i was saving it nov2nd.
had fries! (: nice nice!
after that joke alot super funny thing.
den take quite alot of pics. in and outside swensens.
the guys were tlaking bout porn, what 12 o clock, 9 o clock. HAHAHAH funny shits
first official meeting since the bad incident the last time.
in fact i was abit awkward somewhere some place.
but i think it was ok...
<3 them loadssssssssssss! HEHEHEHEEHEEEEE TMR IS THE BEST THAT CAN HAPPEN! CHUA SHI LIN ROCKS!
grp shot!

grp shot again!!

the guys.

at swensens

grp shot again!

no yd!

3 girls

group shot!

yida requested a individual shot with all of us.

Thursday, October 09, 2008

updates

this week requested for off
wanna spend the last week of hols slacking.
something happened ytd.
dont really wanna elaborate...
missed ta07/08 outing.

luckily not working this week if not cant meet my pri sch friends tmr!
payday!! w dearest in the morning.
tonight sure can't sleep.

dont know want to continue when school reopens.
i was very shocked when yvonne ( junior ) asked me for tuition! omg. o lvls.
but nevertheless, i'm willing to help without charging any amount.
我相信,好心会有好报。
i thought my current p6 student is gonna stop tuition aft psle!
BUT I WAS WRONG!! she wants to continue and now i need to start thinking of
what to do for a sec1. shits.
maybe i can then get a few more students!
hehehehehe.
easy money!

can't wait to meet my friends for... bout 6yrs ++ tmr ( hopefully no last min stuffs )
some more than 6yrs.. like... vic,sp,yd,hz.

hais.

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

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Tuesday, October 07, 2008

tired.

Ytd was out w dearest.
played badminton & table tennis.
i think 2 hrs only!
had a tiff* cus he was only wearing 1 side of the contact lens!
he pointed middle finger at me, so i point back lorrr. LOL
wanted to go pay for the flyers but scared too late, in the end shopping @ suntec.
bought 1 fox top, dearest got 1 springfield shirt & fox baby set for Aiman's birthday.
Had secret recipe for dinner. omg their toffee mix sucks.
i even had to add white sugar to it. LOL.
went out quite late, thus returning home quite late.
Today... supposed to meet at 12+, in the end i woke up at 1+
so met up late, went to pay for flyers! it's confirmed!!!
den walked around. had macs this time!
fullllllll.
den headed home quite early.
got to know a disgusting truth!
lie to me. 7 lies altogether!!! hmph!

damn disappointed.
but whatever i'm a nice girl.
went home, den hit my shoulders against this tap.
EFFING pain. pain until straightaway cry. LOL

i'm gonna talk bout my friends now.
hahahahahaha!

Sunday, October 05, 2008

no time no time!

Hello, i'm back!
Ytd i draggggged myself to work.
Worked at B1, the places so cramp!!
I'll never hold my wedding there.
There's approximately 20tables.
compared to crystal ballroom at L2, has bout 27-32 tables.
Faizal in charge.
was doing VIP. suck, the side table was so farrrrrrrrrr.
First time doing main VIP, den dunnoe bout the champagne pouring and all.
Then halfway the Murali walk in.
pervertic loook, like stare from bottom up.
ok whatever, i'm not working till sch reopens, but there's still Tuition to handle!!!
blah blah blah, went home at about 2.
Supposed to go home at 2.15, den in the end i run up and down couldnt find that faizal.
Went to the banquet office couldnt find the sign out form.
in the end lateeeeeee,
there's only me & this guy taking the cab.
Yan Paing - so typical burmese name. HAHA. soccerrrrr!
ok, so reached home bout 3, bathed and all, slept bout 3.30!

had a bad dream, dreamt that JP building like crashed.
they were having some constructions den suddenly whole building shaking.
den BOOM~, i was at the top floor and dropped dead.
Maybe i fell off the bed or something.
BUT i could feel the impact on my face!!
i still open up my eyes to see if there's blood. HAHA. bullshit.

Li Jiawei's getting engaged again!!
With a beijing born... Business man
noooooooo~~ my kor!
Ronald Susiloooooo no jiawei become not so good alr! hais =(
Maybe that's one of the plans to leave Singapore.
Afterall, she've alr done the job and won the olympic medal.

ok, confession, havent been going for Ngee Ann Netball training.
not intending to return as well,
it's not nice to return just like that just because i'm in the main12 & whatsoever.
maybe joining recre that doesnt require so much commitment.
agree w mich that the people plays a part in surviving those tormenting days!
now i see...
for those who understand my family bg will understand that i have to work...
enough said!

(: on a lighter note, i'll get to sleeeeeeeep alottttttt. ( i hope )


THIS IS FUNNY!!

As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?"
The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone."

The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said, "Dad, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone."

A couple days later, the wife and daughter came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the family room. They entered room and observed the husband/father sitting on the couch, staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy. The wife asked, "What the hell are you doing?"

The husband replied, "I'm watching football with my son-in-law."

Friday, October 03, 2008

S.H.E new song!!









S.H.E
- 沿海公路的出口.mp3 - S.H.E


no obligation, but no harm listening to this emooooo s.h.e song.
in fact it's been long they came up with such a song that attracted me like it used to,
4 years back!
not that their albums werent nice.
maybe it's just me who doesnt tune in to 933fm anymore.
so i'm totally outdated on the best mandarin song now.

work tmr, sun getting tuition pay! yay!
haha. told dearest bout us being dumb working for a 5.5per hr job.
we could have earn twice the amount just by sitting there
and using our brain.
ok whatever i'm not doing this anymore. once i get my pay i'm gonna zao alr!

gotta celebrate dearest's birthday in advance,
sentosaaaaaaa!!
not much surprises. hmm.
next month going flyers!

AH, MON PSLE MATHS PAPER.
stress stress.
HAHAHHAHA so long ago

THAILAND!!!

I FORGOT WHEN'S THIS! ideas in action wahahaha

me & jying eonssss ago.

DEAR JUNIORS, please do well for your o's ok?! jiayou ! (:

KUKU FACE! sec 1. wahahhaa.

Triple J's! you're misssssssed.
2e4!!

'Isham's first at pizza hut!
3E1!!
4E1!!
to say i really miss ALL the teachers. esp physics teachers. dont know why! haha.
MRT! Lau yong zhi & mr goh " good morning class"
Ms Solastri, Mrs Koh, Ms Chu, MR CHANNNNNN!, MS LEONG!!, Mr Mah?
& Mdm Heng, did i miss out any?

Hong kong baby!

Last seen: Mr Goh/Mr Teo's classrooom.
Since 2006.